They may not see you when you’re asleep, but they know when you’re awake, and they definitely know if you’re bad or good.
That’s right, Pornhub has released its 2022 Throwback, devoting an entire section to what’s happening in the Neck of the Woods over Christmas.
It turns out that a good number of the site’s most loyal users are a little too busy during the festive season to take advantage of the site’s services.
A statistician at Pornhub (imagine what you say when people ask you what you do for a living) analyzed the numbers and found that many of the site’s fans I know to switch off.
In fact, on Christmas Eve last year, Pornhub’s traffic dropped by almost a third, dropping a whopping 32%. This is because everyone feared being put on Santa’s naughty list in his last second of Christmas and joining the lonely place of the holiday.
However, there was a sizeable recovery on Christmas Day, with traffic only dropping by about 15%. That means many users who left on Christmas Eve returned the next day to take a peek inside their stockings.
Again, Christmas Eve is a hazy day of activities where everything has to be set up for the big day, and there’s a lot of last-minute gift shopping to do. 1 person time.
However, it seems that the really big event to keep people away from Pornhub is New Year’s Eve, as the site has found that traffic has dropped by 40% in the last six hours of 2021.
Considering that people usually spend that time going to parties to usher in the next year, it’s pretty understandable.
Christmas customs vary greatly from country to country, especially France and Belgium did not use Pornhub during the Christmas season.
Site traffic in those two countries dropped by about half over the holidays, while only about a quarter of the users were away in the US.
Britons were less enthusiastic about leaving porn and eating mince pies on Christmas Eve than most other countries, with traffic down just 19%, while traffic on Christmas Day was down 23%, above average. I was.
Searches for Santa Claus increased by 374% during the Christmas season last year, but what people on the Internet were really interested in was Santa Claus ho ho ho (sorry).
Last year’s Christmas search was extremely popular on Pornhub, with the search term ‘Mrs Claus’ up 401%.
Well, whatever gets you through the holidays.
